We are a committee of highly specialized sub-sub-sub-subcommittees, each tackling the most esoteric and complex issues in the land of bureaucratic red tape.
Our members include experts in sub-sub-sub-subcommittee A, B, C, and D, each with their own unique set of skills and qualifications.
Sub-Subcommittee A: The Study of Unnecessary Appendices, Sub-Subcommittee B: The Exploration of Bureaucratic Red Tape, Sub-Subcommittee C: The Analysis of Unconventional Scheduling, and Sub-Subcommittee D: The Resolution of Non-Emergencies.
Together, we strive for a world where sub-sub-sub-subcommittees are the norm.
Our members are experts in the field of creating unnecessary appendices, and are dedicated to ensuring that every document has at least 50 pages of extra material.
We are the leading experts in the study of red tape, and are committed to making it even more confusing and complicated for all.
We specialize in scheduling meetings that run late, and making sure that every meeting is a surprise.
We are the go-to experts for resolving non-issues, and are dedicated to making sure that everything is always a crisis.